oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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