He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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