tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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