What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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