he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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