my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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