halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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