I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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