did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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