What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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