What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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