I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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