Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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