how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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