Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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