I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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