I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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