KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
porn star boner night. come get it.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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