he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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