And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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