I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize
