His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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