sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination