shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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