theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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