we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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