what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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