the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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