Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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