She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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