ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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