Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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