better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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