Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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