So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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