I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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