quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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