just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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