Your face is a jimmy john
I'm drive I can fine osifer
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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