please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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