I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
