GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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