the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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