he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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