Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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