I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
two words: eviction party
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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