Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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