My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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