How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am available for nakedness
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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