Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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