i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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