i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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