So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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