Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
FUCK WHALES
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