Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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