Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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